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22, 20, 16, and 8 for the fic ask meme!

Thank you❤️🫂

8) What project(s) are you currently working on? Random idea for a small flash back plot bunny of hunger games AU for the classic f1 guys, after @kimizilla got those hunger games asks, and after we played Launt 13 vs 90s/early 00s drivers on discord yesterday (Elio won btw). I got this random idea of Ayrton having a flash back of having to kill Alain after Michael asks him how to handle the 'Mika situation'. A fic about Bjarne whisking Jan away from the Telekom victory party in 1996 for some smutty smut shit. Two ullrichstrong porn fics that I just can't seem to finish... I'm thinking about just posting the unfinished product at this point.

16) At what point in the process do you come up with titles? Whenever I come up with titles is entirely up to the gods. Like I said, sometimes I'll have an idea for a title before I even have the fic.

20) What’s a favorite title for a fic you’ve written? 'The cats and their canary' hands down.

22) Do you know how your fic will end before you start writing? Sometimes I do sometimes I don't. 'Just a few days in Tuscany' for example was just supposed to be the first chapter of porn stuff, instead it became a 4 chapter power house of get together. 'Can you handle the curves' was just supposed to be the first chapter, then the first two chapters, and all of a sudden I found myself with 20k of porn. The 'recognition Series' for proquet and prosenna was just supposed to be the first fic, and instead I also had to write part 2 and Ayrton's POV in part 3.

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I know extremely little about cycling, but I am realy fascinated by your posts about them. What's the lore behind Jan and Lance ship?

Okay, thank you for delivering the single most amazing and horrible ask I have ever gotten.

Amazing because you are asking me to talk about ullrichstrong, and horrible because you are LITERALLY ASKING ME TO EXPLAIN THEIR LORE!?! (Do you know what you are asking of me?)

I am most definitely getting to this don't worry. I just need to make it its own post because this is gonna take me a minute.

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16 and 62 for spotify wrapped :)

Omg thank you🫂❤️

Every breath you take by Denmark + Winter (that one is so GOOOD), and Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler.

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6 and 23 ❤️

Uuuuuh. Thank you, honey.

Do it like a dude by Jessie J, and It's raining men by The Weather Girls.

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For you question post — 1 (if you’re comfortable with it), 18, & 30 ❤️

Ah, the first question is the one about my real name. That's why you said, "if you're comfortable with it". My fist name is Tabea. No Last names will be said on here (sneaky CIA agents). Fyi: One of my teachers at uni actually thought Tabea couldn't be an alone standing first name, and that it got to be my middle name, and randomly called me 'Anna Tabea' (which is actually a nice name🤷)

18 and 30 I already answered here and here😊

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8, 10 and 30 for the ask game 😊

Uuuuh. Yall are FBI agents I swear.

8) How many languages you know? My mother language is German and I'm fluent in English. I may remember a little bit of Latin, but not much by any sense of the imagination. I'm not very good at learning laguages.

10) What are you enjoying to do in your free time? I like reading and writing mostly. Though I'm a lil bad at staying consistent with reading books, I mostly read fan fiction. I also loooove writing fan fiction. I also am madly in love with researching stuff and just world building and working on characters of my stories. Without actually writing the stories. Like, I like working on the frame works. I also like watching shows and movies. I'm so so glad that after years of depression I am finally able to watch new stuff. Cause the last couple of year I basically only watched the same seasons of 'Berlin Tag und Nacht' on repeat. I also enjoy listening to music or watching youtube videos. And of course I also LOVE being on tumblr and interacting with all of my lovely followers. I really greatly enjoy the time I spend on here and all the friends I have made over the last couple of years❤️🫂

30) What are your hobbies? Writing and reading. Drawing also but that more infrequent. Researching stuff and working on characters and worl building. Decorating my apartment. And I would actually also consider cleaning a hobby, cause it relaxes me a lot.

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16 and 18 for the get to know you ask 🙂

You are such a cutie. Thank you for the ask❤️

16) Do you have any tattoos? If not, would you like to? I don't have any tattoos and I don't really want any. I don't have any motif I want. Though, fun fact, my work bestie actually legit thought I had a tattoo. She thought she had a dragon on my back. Soooo, maybe I'll have to get a dragon tattoo on my back🤷

18) Do you like reading? If yes what's your favorite book? I do like reading. I'm just very slow and a lil inconsistent but I'm trying to get better at that. So far I really enjoy Michael Crichton's writing. That I like Jurassic Park goes without saying, but I also greatly enjoyed 'Prey' and 'Endstation'. The tie-in novel for 'Ladyhawke' was amazing and 'Thor' by Wayne Smith, which was the basis for the horror movie 'Bad Moon', is such an interesting read. It also goes without saying that I absolutely ADORE the book 'Jan Ullrich: The best there never was' by Daniel Friebe. My favorite mangas are, The Summer Hikaru died, The Killer Inside and Noah of the blood Sea.

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Ask game: 3, 4, 25, 26 ♥️

Lmaoo, I just told you I wanted to get to the asks in my inbox. You knew. I swear to go, you knew🤌

3) Favorite food: Fyi: I hate that question. I looove potatoes, and I love bread.

4) Favorite drink: Water from the fucking faucet. Also Mate Cola and tea (especially Earl Grey)

25) Are you a morning or a night person? I think more of a night person. I'm a fucking nightmare in the morning. Like, I'm the kind of person that will bite your fucking head off if I'm not fully there yet and you annoy me with your existence. I'm not even the "I need coffee to function," or, "don't talk to me before I had my coffee," kind of morning person. I just take a long ass time for my brain to wake up. But likewise, during the night I will be especially silly cause when I'm overtly tired I will find anything and everything funny. And I struggle to fall asleep so I try as I might to not go to bed too late.

26) How many pictures you have on your phone? 3104 objects are in my gallery. Some of them are videos but the vaaaaaast majority is pictures.

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Wie lief das Bewerbung Gespräch?

Sorry das ich jetzt erst antworte, letzte Woche war nicht gut zu mir.

ich finde persönlich, dass ich mich jetzt nicht doof angestellt habe und finde schon das ich einen guten Eindruck gemacht habe. Ich war sehr überpünktlich da, wie immer. Und die zweite Dame des duos war sogar später da, als ich🤌

Ich wollte meine Freundin, die jetzt auch bei IKEA arbeitet, eigentlich noch fragen ob die sowas wie, "Was wissen Sie über das Unternehmen?" fragen. Hatte das aber vergessen und habe dann irgendwas zusammen gestammelt.

Am End ham sie mir dann gesagt das sie mich am 17ten zurück rufen wie es aussieht und ich hab ihnen gesagt wann ich erreichbar bin. Und die eine meinte zur anderen, dass das ne gute idee ist und das sie das die Bewerber von jetzt an immer fragen sollten😋

Lmao, es ist so weird das alles auf Deutsch zu schreiben. Bin so an Englisch hier gewöhnt😋🤌

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Top 5 cycling ships ? ☕️

Bro, are you trying to fuck me up on this beautiful Sunday? In a good way? Cause I've been BURSTING AT THE FUCKING SEAMS!!!!

Ullrichstrong (they are literal🤌 soulmates)

Ullriis (I will NEVER be normal about those two🤌 the daddy issues, the fucking daddy issues)

Janmarco (I won't be normal about those two either🤌 the guilt, fuck me, the guilt🤌)

Janerik (stop those two I can't fucking handle them😭 Idk what they were on, but I am onto SOMETHING🤌)

Anquetil x Poulidor, Darrigade and Altig in that order

(Listen, Poulidor because he got Jacques so fucking crazy insane and then so fucking soft. Darrigade, he was pretty much the daddy to all his issues. Altig because (i have a history lesson coming up why exactly) theirs was a friendship that was... special🤌)

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I know nothing about cycling, but you have me invested in the dynamics and ships. I love your blog. It makes me smile ❤️

Naaaaw, thank you so much.

Tbf, I knew Nothing about F1 either, before I found all the classic f1 blogs and ever since then it has been going steadily downhill😅🤌 but I still love cycling, and especialy the late 90s/ early 00s dumbasses so I will continue to info dump on yall.

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trope rating time: enemies to lovers

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Especially those enemies to lovers ships that are just the slightest bit👌 off.

Like Ullrichstrong, enemies to lovers but in the sense that Lance tried so hard to view Jan as his legit enemy and failed so fucking hard (he was never as crazy to Jan as he was to the others and it showed) and Jan NEVER viewed him as his enemy.

Don't even get me started on the way Lance came through for Jan. How he dropped everything and went to help Jan in 2018 and 2021.

(He gave him a ring for "good luck". Your agument is invalid, those two are legit married)

Then you have dynamics like Prosenna, where you bring out the absolute🤌 worst🤌 in each other.

Leaves me thinking, "guys, please, chill the fuck out!"

It gets so bad Alain literally sees no other option but to leave and Ayrton fucking breaks down and can't handle it. Calls Alain over an over. Whatever he told Alain that he will take to the grave🤌 will forever be the most fuel for this one.

Their time was cut too short to go fully back to friends (and lovers) and the tragedy of it all fucks me up.

RaylanBoyd. Those two are enemies, but you can tell that there is this deep history that leaves them in this weird "enemies BUT lovers" space.

Same thing for BatJokes. The Bat cannot be whole without the Joker, and the Joker cannot be whole without the bat.

Those two ships are in this weird "even if we are not physically fucking, we are emotionally fucking" and it drives me insane.

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I love all your cycling stories I've read, but Emphatic ant colony (because that series hurts so much and it so amazing and perfect and I hope you can finish it one day because I think it's such an original idea), Hey Maclemore can we go thrift shopping? (because it's hilarious) and Can you handle the curves? (because of *redacted reasons* and one particular thing from that story lives in my head rent free and I can't believe I'm admitting it this publicly.)

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

I already told you privately how much this ask meant yesterday, cause I helped me to get through my shift.

Don't worry about the 'child of psyche' series... I' still working on it... I just have no idea when I will finally wrestle that one under control... the second part, aka 'River God', aka the one with Marco, is given me such a hard time omg.

I seriously gotte remember to write another JanGeorge misadventure 😉

And we have talked about 'Can you handle the curves' at length. That one is one of my favorites as well.

thank you so much for this ask, it really made my day 🫂❤️

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thank you for supporting my little insane ot3 boyd/raylan/tim ideas. they eat my brain always and forever and i'm always having more thoughts about their dynamic!

Honestly, I wasn't that big into that ot3... but your headcanons may just be converting me.

I could roll with that dynamic. That Raylan and Tim are varrying degrees of desasters, while Boyd (Boyd🤌 fucking🤌 Crowder🤌) is somehow kinda the most funktioning of those three, in some regards.

Also, I just like your takes and am always happy to find like-minded people.

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✨🌸💙 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🌸💙

God damn it... I'm so sorry... I literally completely forgot this was in my in-box.

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*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first ten people on your dash? make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! ❤

Naw, thank you🤗